Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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