haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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