Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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