oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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