I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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