I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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