he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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