Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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