End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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