I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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