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just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
porn star boner night. come get it.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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