Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize