this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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