"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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