At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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