I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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