our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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