well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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