I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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