Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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