Is it normal to miss your booty call?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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