I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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