Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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