you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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