You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
i now understand why vodka
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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