Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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