i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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