she was so not down for the gang bang
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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