One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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