I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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