I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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