My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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