I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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