ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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