So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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