a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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