"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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