What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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