i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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