I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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