do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
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