Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I am one with the molecules
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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