I molested 6 butterflies tonight
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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