As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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