I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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