Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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