He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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