I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
So squirting runs in the family.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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