Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just want nice things and good sex
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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