He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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